31 July 2013

La Belle's Hobby Farm: Attack of the Killer Cucs!

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.
They sold their soul to the devil - and the devil was dill.
~ Mitch Hedberg

ike Nelson, Servo, and the rest of the MST3K crew would love my garden.

Right now, it looks like Attack of the Killer Cucumbers out there.  Already down for the count are my poor little corn stalks.  They aren’t stalking anybody anymore.  I lifted up the blanket o’ cucs and spied a couple of ears, but if they don’t get enough sun, I don’t think they’ll make it to the table and the pat of butter I have waiting for them.

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So far, the tomatoes are standing up to Cuc McCreeps.  But at least one of them looks like he might not produce many more tommy toes ~ McCreeps has gotten huge and once he wraps his once cute little green tendrils around you, your bottom half is in perpetual shade.

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That being said, I am really looking forward to the harvest.  Because whatever one may say about Cucs McCreeps boundary issues, he produces a creep load of cucs.  Crossing my fingers, but I just may be able to get a couple jars of pickles out of this year’s experiment.

My little cuc volunteer is going gangbusters too:

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And low and behold ~ the volunteer I thought was a twin to McCreeps is actually a squash!

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I can’t wait to see what this baby pops out.  If it’s a zucchini, I’ll die.  And promptly make bread out of it.

So another lesson learned in this year’s garden: give the cucs plenty of room to roam ~ far away from other plants!

Oremus pro invicem,
~ Mikaela

What lessons are you learning from your garden so far?  Have you already started making plans for next year?

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